These witnesses wrote, or caused to be written, the remarks below. We have not verified the faults. We have not verified the relief. We have verified that the stationery is consistent with our own, which is as far as the present faculties go.

I left a wet towel on the bed for three days. After the remission I left it a fourth, but with a quieter conscience, which I am told is the point.

M. Pell, somewhere inland Remission: The Heap of Unfolding

Reply-all had become a way of life. I purchased the General Reply. I have since replied to one person at a time, except when I have not.

A clerk who asked that the parish not be named Remission: The General Reply

The last biscuit was taken. The instrument arrived in spirit only, the paper being still at the illuminator's. I felt better immediately, which may be the discount talking.

S. Ortega Remission: The Last Biscuit

I changed the thermostat and denied it. The Office sold me a remission and did not ask who was right about the temperature. This seems to me the beginning of peace in the house.

Anonymous, for obvious reasons Remission: The Clandestine Thermostat

Double-dipping is a small thing until it is not. I sleep more easily, and still attend the same parties, which I consider a bargain at the advertised rate.

Rev. (ret.) of no particular diocese Remission: The Dual Immersion

I used the ten-items lane with twelve, one of them a melon. The melon felt like the real sin. The paper, when it exists, will say otherwise.