Witnesses
Testimonials
Letters received at the counter, or at any rate placed there. Names are given as they were signed.
These witnesses wrote, or caused to be written, the remarks below. We have not verified the faults. We have not verified the relief. We have verified that the stationery is consistent with our own, which is as far as the present faculties go.
I left a wet towel on the bed for three days. After the remission I left it a fourth, but with a quieter conscience, which I am told is the point.
Reply-all had become a way of life. I purchased the General Reply. I have since replied to one person at a time, except when I have not.
The last biscuit was taken. The instrument arrived in spirit only, the paper being still at the illuminator's. I felt better immediately, which may be the discount talking.
I changed the thermostat and denied it. The Office sold me a remission and did not ask who was right about the temperature. This seems to me the beginning of peace in the house.
Double-dipping is a small thing until it is not. I sleep more easily, and still attend the same parties, which I consider a bargain at the advertised rate.
I used the ten-items lane with twelve, one of them a melon. The melon felt like the real sin. The paper, when it exists, will say otherwise.