Imago mox adest

Likenesses of the instruments themselves are presently being illuminated and shall appear in due season.

Unseeing the Merge

A remission concerning: Pretending not to see the zipper merge

For the gaze fixed forward, the gap not offered, and the fiction that the other lane was empty.

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Instrument IND-TRN-03

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Issued under faculties presently in force, the precise origin of which is a matter of ongoing correspondence.

The instrument itself

Be it known to both lanes that the bearer is remitted of unseeing the merge: the practised look of a person who has not noticed a zipper, a turn signal, or a fellow creature trying to become one with the traffic.

Courtesy is not a sacrament of this Office, which is just as well, because we are not prepared to say whose sacrament it would be. Courtesy is, however, a small enough fault in the breach that we will sell a paper for it.

Drive on. The warrant is vague. The price is not.