The Last Biscuit

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The Last Biscuit

A remission concerning: Taking the last of a shared thing

For the final cookie, the last slice, the remaining heel of bread, removed from common sight.

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Instrument IND-TAB-02

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Issued under faculties presently in force, the precise origin of which is a matter of ongoing correspondence.

The instrument itself

To the taker of the last: this Office sees you, at a discount.

The bearer is remitted of removing the final portion of a thing held in common, without a canvas of the room, without a theatrical offer to split it, and with a speed that suggested knowledge of the crime.

Hunger is not here condemned. The stealth is priced. The instrument is written in the old language so that the last biscuit may have the dignity of a relic, which, in a sense, it was.

Given in the name of authorities who have not objected, and who have not, to be fair, been asked in a way that would require them to.